Ant's Gay Pet Adoption Service

Please note this site is no longer maintained, but you can still adopt (yay!). Want to adopt a pet but:
a)have no money,
b)have no time to look after one,
c)live in the Arctic where indigenious life is hard to come by?

Or do you:
1)know someone that needs cheering up?
2)Yearn for a companion on the Internet that doesn't leave a mess in your Inbox?

Are your
i)views on pet sexuality liberal and open?

Then look no further. For this is the FIRST and ONLY  site to offer you the chance to adopt a straight, gay, bisexual or hermaphroditic animal which requires NO feeding, NO cleaning and NO vets bills. Throw a stick for it and it won't retrieve it. Sprinkle pet food on your monitor and it won't eat it. Stretch out your leg and it won't try and have sex with it.

"It's the ultimate in pet enterinternetetainment."
Joe Sasquatch (MD, Pets in Space Inc.) ;

Choose a pet for more info before adoption:
| See all pets | Previous adoptions |
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(the weirdo who set all this up)