NAME: *You have to pick her name*
SPECIES: Flamingo
What happens if I pull up my other leg?

About me: Um. I live in a soda lake. No, not that sort of soda. Caustic soda. Pretty neat trick, huh?

Likes: Standing on one leg. Playing Twister (I always win). Flying close to the ground.

Dislikes: Umbrellas - I'm umbrellaphobic. Don't ask.

3 wishes: I wish fish didn't exist, they're sooo ugly. I wish there was peace on Earth. I wish a flamingo could get elected to Congress.

Philosphy:

"One leg or two, doesn't matter so long as you're you!"